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This is one of the best Onion articles ever. Read the whole thing.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, but who do you think taught him world domination skills? That can't be self-taught!

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Very true. They didn't even offer that as an elective in my school :(

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