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[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 9 points 4 days ago

Finally, the Gazpacho police have the means to heat up their horrid, cold soup.

[-] fed0sine@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago

GAZPACHO IS DELICIOUS.

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 days ago

V8 is gazpacho.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

The water that accumulates in the bottoms of restaurant dumpsters is gazpacho.

[-] tektite@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 days ago

this post was submitted on 10 Jan 2025

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