This one!

"...and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there, only just the night before, about eight o'clock."

That's a bummer but at least you made that one cowboy's night!!

My first year at my current place I went to work in costume with full face makeup (Jack Nicholson's Joker). I came home a little after dark and waited with my bowl for about an hour and a half; but at that point the makeup was getting itchy and I was done with it. Got in the shower and within maybe 3 minutes the doorbell rang! Then it rang again a couple minutes later while I was still in there! Nobody has come by for candy since then and it's been several years.

I believe it's "dumb fucks" if history is anything to go by.

But he was so generous with the paper towels!!

Did I write this

The best combo!

Obviously it's a Tool concert. You'll probably see some Korn in the fields over by the Fear Factory. Hopefully the audience doesn't Rage Against the Machine or there'll be Megadeth!

I'm new to Linux and was struggling to print from LibreOffice the other day because my printer suddenly wasn't listed.

Hi, yeah, the printer wasn't plugged into the computer.

That's where I keep my Longg Longgg Maaaaan

If X becomes XXX does he gain more power? The more times his favorite letter appears, the stronger his dipshittery becomes!

The gay agenda's got axes now?

Turning the frogs gay and then giving them axes!!