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Anon gets corrected
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this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2025
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Dude is also genderless.
I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes!
I worked at a university and I heard women call each other "bro" all the time.
bruh
My teenage daughters say "bruh" pretty often.
My gen z sister in law says bro way more than me.
Almost like OP is making shit up
It is almost certainly made up for the sake of the joke, but I've absolutely met women like this.
Listen to this dude.
Dude for me is genderless, but it's not a label everyone can fit into, you gotta be chill.
If they don’t abide, they lack dudeness
Agreed
Depends on the context.
"Hey Brian, were you making out with a dude last night!?"
"Haha, no, that was Annie, she's a chick, she just has short hair."
Dude(s) and Guy(s) can be gender neutral or male-only. Girl can mean a female child, or it can mean a woman, depending on the context.
That means it's not gender neutral, it just means you use male as a default in most contexts.
Its gener neutral male leaning and is context specific. Like bastard or fucker.
"Bastard" is what you call "male leaning" because it was used for male children born outside of marriage who therefore couldn't inherit titles.
It wasn't used much for girls cause they couldn't inherit titles anyway, so it didn't matter.
"Fucker" is "male leaning" cause women were historically not seen as doing the fucking. They were fucked.
But pegging.
Butt*
I feel like it's a PhD thesis material
Only in the right class.
Me? I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
Dude is a network monitoring tool as well.
Nah, that's the dude
No, that's the admin of my instance, and he's not a tool, he's quite chill.
Cunt is also genderless.
I'm a cunt. He's a cunt. She's a cunt. We're all cunts!
I have female colleagues that have yelled at me for calling them dude.
And The Dude abides
but am i a dude?
No.
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If you have to ask...