I need you to know that I laughed so hard because of your comment that I dropped food bits, causing our everpresent begging cat and two dogs to rush for it, leading to a derpy scuffle. I laughed even more because our cat weighs less than 1/30th of either of the dog's weights but was aggressively knocking their faces out of the way while she's slamming down the pulled pork I dropped, leading me right back to this commentary.