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submitted 3 weeks ago by nifty@lemmy.world to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 92 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine a mouse walking up to you, he takes out a tiny, mouse appropriate sized cheese wheel, and eats it. You think "huh, that's bizarre" it's easily the most interesting thing to happen to you this week if not month. And as you're trying to imagine how a mouse gets that size of a cheese wheel (is a human making them for him?) the mouse proceeds to eat your body weight in cheese wheels in a split second and screams the n-word at you so hard you fall over.

[-] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 54 points 3 weeks ago

He then murders you and harvests your soul

[-] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago

I need you to know that I laughed so hard because of your comment that I dropped food bits, causing our everpresent begging cat and two dogs to rush for it, leading to a derpy scuffle. I laughed even more because our cat weighs less than 1/30th of either of the dog's weights but was aggressively knocking their faces out of the way while she's slamming down the pulled pork I dropped, leading me right back to this commentary.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago

this is an alternate universe tom and jerry skit, with the shout being mel blanc screaming his lungs out

[-] Hegar@fedia.io 47 points 3 weeks ago

I would've gone with Fus Rule Dah as the title.

[-] camr_on@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Find a skyrim meme and post it now, I demand it

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 3 weeks ago

The dragonborn isn't the only one able to bend time and space ;3

[-] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 23 points 3 weeks ago

Saying something offensive is a very mild way of making them understand mortality as a concept, effectively an eldritch horror levels of incomprehension to them

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

[-] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 6 points 3 weeks ago

Nice. I just started replaying after I got mods working in linux (side note, why the fuck are there now three or four editions, and each one has its own finickiness on linux?!?! Gorrammit), and I do wonder what the vampires are thinking as I chomp through 40 different ingredients to see if any of the side effects helps me out.

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

hawk feathers cure disease

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I haven’t played it for almost a decade now, but I loved it! Most recent rpg was Baldurs Gate 3, but just the first few hours and then I got busy. I am looking forward to a new elder scrolls entry, and a new xcom. Nothing really doing it for me rn, all games are kinda the same after you play enough of them.