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[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 98 points 1 month ago

The idea that each American had an NSA agent tracking them is silly. There’s not enough agents to do that!

But each person having a Chinese spy assigned to them? Hell, China is so big you could have THREE people assigned to you for all we know.

[-] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 52 points 1 month ago

I've got a baker, a retiree, and a preschooler monitoring my activities. They couldn't believe how easy it was to engage with me over various messenger apps and convince me to install spyware on my devices.

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 15 points 1 month ago

Now if you can get the retiree and the preschooler to convince the baker you could have a pretty sweet cake connection! Quid pro quo, for every cake I'll install a new app!

[-] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 month ago

They actually sent me home security cameras along with cake from my local Chinese bakery. They told me I could be best protected if I installed one in each room, including my bathroom.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Oh god then he did the flying dickie

Ah so, ah so...

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