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[-] baines@lemmy.cafe 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

if banks fail you might as well eat a bullet you aint sustaining shit

if you’re trying to prepare for nazi america, then invest in beans rice smokes and bullets, then you’ll at least have that bullet

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