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[-] notarobot@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Immortal, invulnerable, teleportation

Now I can do whatever I want without having to worry about consequences.

I picked teleportation because I'd hate for example if somehow someone launched me into a sun or black hole and there was nothing I could do forever.

Being immortal an invulnerable I assume I'd be able to get rich very easily.

I also assume the following:

  • immortal mean that you don't die of old age or sickness
  • invulnerable still ages (counter with immortal)
  • divine is not godlike but jesuslike. Can perform miracles or even come back to life but has limited power. Not immortal, not invulnerable
[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

You'll have a nice, long life followed by countless aeons witnessing the slow heat death of the universe

[-] notarobot@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

When the time comes, I'll teleport inside a black hole where I will be frozen in time , thus rendering me essentially dead

this post was submitted on 13 Jan 2025
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