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[-] philycheeze@sh.itjust.works 61 points 3 months ago

Easy: Attractive Female, Attractive Male and implants.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 3 months ago

“What kind of implants?”

“Yes.”

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 42 points 3 months ago

This is so imbalanced and vague.

People used to go full on Rainman designing these CYOAs.

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[-] Deadeyegai@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago

What exactly are divine powers? Are you basically the blue dude from Watchmen?

[-] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 months ago

1 level 2 and 2 level 1 Cleric spells

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[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 months ago

Yeah, that one could easily include all the others and more

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[-] ogler@lemmynsfw.com 27 points 3 months ago

teleport, size manipulation, super smell. i am constantly teleporting into the rectums of famous actresses and experiencing ego death as their farts wash over me and erase all other sensations. i don't even remember my name or how long I've been doing this for. all i know is my mission. i am the fartshifter

[-] Tedesche@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

Attractive male, insanely rich, intellect.

Y’all have fun being superheroes. I’m gonna enjoy the fuck out of life.

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 months ago

Why would you pick intellect if you wanted a good time? Isn't ignorance bliss?

[-] DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

Yes but that haven't received the intelligence power yet so they don't know that

[-] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 months ago

There's no rules that says having powers mean you have to be a superhero

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 months ago

You could also be a supervillain... >:)

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[-] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 19 points 3 months ago

Immortal, invulnerable, teleport. I can be where I want to be, when I want to be, until the end of time.

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[-] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 16 points 3 months ago
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[-] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I feel 'Magic' is able to cover a lot of these....

Anyway

Immortality, Insanely Rich, Magic.

I will then become a supervillainous evil wizard. Sorry-not-sorry.

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[-] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 months ago

With Invisibility and Phasing you don't need to pick Super Rich.

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 months ago

If you do "Attract Female", "Attract Male" and "Vampirism" you'll be able to pull the entire gender spectrum!

[-] Whirlygirl9@kbin.melroy.org 9 points 3 months ago

It's attractive, not attract. I am reading that as being attractive

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[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

I'll take Divine Powers. I think the rest will then sort out by itself.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago

I'm trying to work out what that is. The ability to, uh, do everything on that list? If so, I will also take 3 scoops please.

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[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

All choices depend on the degree of the power. How much can you lift with telekinesis and how dexterous is? Is magic cantrips, level 9 spells, or something even more arcane? To what level are the speed and strength "super"? Are you a "Captain America" super human or Superman?

Thankfully, my constant favorites are pretty definite: invulnerability and immortality.

What even is "psychic" and how is meaningfully different from "telekinesis" and "telepathy"? Is it bundling all the other -kineses? Yeah, I'm giving it too much thought but personally I don't like discussions based entirely on everyone not having enough information.

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[-] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

I choose to become a nuclear submarine: radiation + sub-mariner + super hearing

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

Attractive female, attractive male, invisibility

I'm the most beautiful creature on earth, and only I decide who gets the privilege of knowing it

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[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Anyone who is planning shenanigans and doesn't take phasing or teleportation is asking for it. Sooner or later some government entity or another is going to try to put you in some kind of prison and you'd better have an escape card. Especially if you also take immortality. If you're immortal and some asshole Cask of Amontillados you, you're going to be pissed off about it forever.

And is "divine powers" just a free combo deal of magic, invisibility, and immortality?

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[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago

Immortal, healing, shape shifter

the rest I can get with time and cunning

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[-] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 months ago

Fire Control, Radiation, Weather Control

burning radioactive acid rain for everyone

[-] felsiq@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago

You’d be wasting your opportunity for powers, at this rate that’s coming up this year anyway

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 9 points 3 months ago

I will be Useless Man!

Radiation, super smell, syphon ability (there are no super heros so no abilities to syphon.)

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[-] JayDee@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Steal his look: Divine Powers, Healing, Immortality.

[-] stinky@redlemmy.com 9 points 3 months ago

Attractive Female Attractive Male Third one doesn't matter

[-] xtapa@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 months ago

Add Shape shifting and you're Ranma.

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[-] serpineslair@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Size manipulation is all i need...

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[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Magic, weather control (magic), invulnerability (magic also)

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago

What is psionic if not psychic? And how are telekinesis and telepathy separate from both?

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago

Telekinesis is moving objects with your mind while Telepathy is reading minds.

Psychic I would guess is a lot closer to telling the future than anything else.

Psionics is literally just a category that includes all 3 of those though so I have no idea.

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[-] uiiiq@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

Not a meme.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Hmm...

Agility, Radiation and "gadgets", or

Immortal, Flight and Invulnerability?

Nah, Attractive female, Insanely rich and Super Smell of course!

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[-] superkret@feddit.org 7 points 3 months ago

Size manipulation, stamina and blast power.

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[-] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Chameleon, Invisibility, Shape Shifter.

Guys, I don't know what I am and I'm scared

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[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Divine Powers

Immortality

Phasing

Bitches think they can bury me in a cave behind a boulder? I don't fucking think so.

That said, I do need more detail on "power syphoning." Seems like a no-brainer if you get to keep them.

[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 months ago

Bah, thanks to my years as a shut-in tech dweeb I already have lots of Gadgets, a Feral appearance, and I Super Smell.

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

Magic can accomplish all of this, so I choose that

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