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[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 229 points 1 month ago

Option 3 means that the Javascript standards team dies either way, right? Number 3. No hesitation.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 67 points 1 month ago

the c++ team is a sacrifice I'm willing to make. can we just shoot Brendan Eich in the head if he's not in there too?

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago

Push him onto the pressure pad. Make it his fault.

[-] RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I feel like all C++ does these days is badly and very slowly copy other languages. It wouldn't be a huge loss.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

wait nvm I fucked up

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