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Tom Brady is trying to kill you (lemmy.world)

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[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

Water poisoning is a whole thing. You gotta make sure you're eliminating water you're drinking at a healthy rate before you consume even more water.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

So I'm supposed to be measuring my pee?

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

If the US ever gets a reasonable privacy law, I really think smart toilets that measured and analyzed your waste could be very helpful tools. In the current world it would be a privacy nightmare though.

[-] kofe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Well that just put a horrific image in my mind as a person capable of childbirth

Thanks, I hate it lol

[-] Bonesince1997@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Cup your hands if you have to.

this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2025

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