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Tom Brady is trying to kill you
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this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2025
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I feel like 37 glasses of water should technically count as drowning
Let's say that he's drinking from small glasses, only 200 mL each. 37 drinks of 200 mL is 7.4 L of water (1501 teaspoons in American units).
That's a ridiculous amount of water. 7L of water has a mass approximately of 7 kg. Apparently Brady weighs about 100 kg, so if he's not lying he's drinking 7.5% of his body weight every day? My bet is that even the biggest NFL player playing in sweltering summer heat isn't going to need more than 7 L of water per day.
I probably drink about six liters per day, it's noticably more than anyone else I've met.
Please get checked for Diabetes. That's the first sign :(
Your poor kidneys.
Their well flushed kidneys.
Their exhausted, well-flushed kidneys.
still very flushed. And that means you will live forever, right?