haven't you tankies learned that the auth-left is a trick? It's a bunch of fascists tricking you into thinking it's communism, but then they make a government that just does state capitalism, which is worse than normal capitalism. You're being fooled into believing you're far left, but actually, you're just the moderate wing of fascism.

Why can't you be more like social democrats, like Sweden or Denmark? Those ideologies aren't tricks by the capitalist elites to make you think you're further left than you actually are. Social democrats are the true far left, not fascists like you tankies. The social democrats are legitimate and that's why no social democratic country operates on imperialism.

I tried but some of the questions on the survey were very trickily worded.

Only tankies get Xi bucks. I'm saving mine up for a life-size replica of Stalin's holodomer spoon.

Define what "auth" means exactly? Does it mean any exercise in power? Cuz I think you need to do at least a little of that to achieve anything.

I like the colour red more than green