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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 week ago

I'm about to be 40. I smoke. I don't exercise. I eat like shit.

I get erections like I was still in puberty and am horny pretty much 24/7. When the fuck does this shit stop?

[-] naeap@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago
[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Especially when you take certain meds for it...

[-] fnrir@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah... Neither helped. Any other solutions?

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

You can get really cheap Viagra online. It's awesome. Downtime between rounds is like five minutes.

[-] fnrir@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Sure did. Lost the plot of the thread because I was replying to a bunch of comments. Enjoy your libido while you have it.

Nah, they don't stop the errections. They just stop you from comming. You can still be horny as hell, there's just no release.

Hey, for real, tho. You should quit smoking. Just get the starter pack of chantix, follow the directions, and be sure to eat before taking it. It's really not that hard and the stupid chantix side effects go away once you stopped taking it.

I want to see this happen. You can do it. And if trump brings down the whole house we can both go grab a pack of cigs.

[-] manmachine@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Time to check your prostate. Could be hormonal imbalance.

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