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Anon eats cup noodles (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 59 points 3 days ago

>instant noodles
>need to wait 5 minutes

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 33 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Fake: false advertising
Gay: noodle sucking

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 3 days ago

The noodles are instantly there the moment you open the lid, they're just not instantly cooked. 😌

[-] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Bruh, the noodles are there the whole time. I dunno what you're on about /s

[-] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago

Well if they're there the whole time they're hardly instant, are they?

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

… present noodles

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Instant noodles: cast on any player's turn. Summon a food token.

this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2025

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