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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 38 points 5 days ago

She puts out that restraining order on you.

[-] Arbiter@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago

Surely she’s just playing hard to get.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 5 days ago

That’s what every 80s romcom taught me.

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

IDK. She seems to want to see you again in front of a judge, just like a civil union. Maybe she just wants a surprise marriage. Makes sense because you go to all the same places, use the same toothbrush, and sometimes share a bedroom.

this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2025
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