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[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 days ago

French fucking Excel formulas is an abomination and needs to die.

[-] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 28 points 2 days ago

Microsoft should be charged with war crimes for deciding to localize both Formulas AND keyboard shortcuts across the Office Suite.

[-] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

THIS SO MUCH THIS, LOCALIZED SHORTCUTS ARE PAINFUL, I CAN NOT FIND WAYS TO FULLY EXPRESS MY HATRED FOR THEM AS SOMEONE WHO HAD TO USE OFFICIE 365 IN PORTUGUESE also btw mnemonic shortcuts were a mistake

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'm am immigrant in Brazil and have to deal with Portuguese excel almost everyday. At least I know my Python and only use excel to do simple things.

Edit: all my scripts end with pd.to_excel() tho

[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 2 days ago

Python-Python or Portugol?

[-] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

Norwegian as well. It's basically impossible to find the documentation. Translation has somehow changed the order of words, som direct translation of formulaes is not helpful for searches either.

[-] boonhet@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

I hear the French usually program in French as well. I do not want to ever work in France.

[-] Miaou@jlai.lu 2 points 1 day ago

Not true, but don't let me change your mind!

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Nah, just that WinDev thing.
On the plus side we have actual holidays and good luck bothering me outside of hours, haha!

[-] boonhet@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

On the plus side we have actual holidays and good luck bothering me outside of hours, haha!

I mean we have that here in Estonia too :P

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago

Haha, fair enough! I'm glad you do!
If you believed the stereotypes, you'd think we're the only ones, sometimes :)

[-] boonhet@lemm.ee 1 points 9 hours ago

I think that's mostly an American stereotype, I believe Estonia and France and several other European countries get roughly the same amount of paid holidays as well as paid time off. Though apparently you guys also have a 35 hour work week, which I'm jealous of!

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

The French are doing what??

I mean how?
Specifically, I need to understand it for scientific reasons.

[-] bob_lemon@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

It's Microsoft. For some insane reason, excel formulas are localized. E.g. German Excel uses "SUMME()" instead of "SUM()".

It's insanely annoying because it sport of makes it more difficult to ask for help (I.e. only Germans might know what SVERWEIS does). And if you manage to find a solution in English, you need to translate it.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Thank you for the explanation, I was aware of that.

My joke was merely on the level of:

French fucking Excel formulas

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

Also the required diacritics use the number row on Czech keyboards so you need a numpad or type numbers with Shift.

this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2025
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