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Elon Musk Holds Office-Wide Contest To Guess How Many Sperm In Cup (theonion.com)

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[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

Then he counted to 3 like the Tootsie Pop owl and drank it

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