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[-] kevinsbacon@lemmy.today 10 points 2 weeks ago

Winner gets to carry his next spawn.

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 10 points 2 weeks ago

Difficulty adjusted for the room

[-] RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

That's got to be at least one (+/- 7.992.000.000)

Just the standard inaccuracy for Musk

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

Then he counted to 3 like the Tootsie Pop owl and drank it

this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2025

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