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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

The salad bars had kale

For decoration

Because it tastes like shit and the only possible purpose it could serve is as a prop

[-] edg@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I would eat it because I liked the taste. My mom thought it was inedible.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[-] edg@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

If you got to know me you would be even more disgusted.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] edg@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I'm just a terrible person, nothing fancy.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Well I've already got terrible person at home

[-] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

I'm sure some would find it useful as a delivery method for ranch dressing.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Why bother when I can just squeeze the bottle directly into my mouth?

[-] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

I mean, if you want to do that at the salad bar I'm not gonna stop you but others might not be as forgiving.

Proper decorum would require ladling it into a pitcher for the whole table then drinking it from red plastic cups.

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