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[-] atro_city@fedia.io 6 points 5 months ago

Did I miss something? Is he sending his musk out across the country to willing recipients?

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 21 points 5 months ago

Elon Musk has 13 kids and has previously talked about wanting to repopulate the world with his sperm

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Also nice-guy threatened to impregnate that one musician.

[-] nick@midwest.social 1 points 5 months ago

14 as of today I believe.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Guess it's better than his VP who gives his to unwilling recipients.

[-] rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

Don’t call it a loveseat if it’s not askin for it

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

You misunderstood. I meant Musk's VP, The Orange Rapist.

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