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Long Time No Semen (lemmy.zip)
submitted 3 months ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[-] AfricanExpansionist@lemmy.ml 65 points 3 months ago

Gods but this is gross. The artist really captured Elon in all his sweaty glory

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 months ago

sweaty and cybertruck-chested

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 50 points 3 months ago

Jack off all trades is gold.

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

Fuck I missed that actually well done for actually reading things o7

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago

I always look for the Kelly self-inserts. They’re my favorite.

[-] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 22 points 3 months ago

This is a master(bation)piece.

[-] darko8472@feddit.uk 16 points 3 months ago

Not sure whether that’s the knot holding the towel up or something else.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Turkey baster.... love it.

[-] otto@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

Needs more labels

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 9 points 3 months ago

My eyes AND brain are vomiting all over the place.

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 6 points 3 months ago

Did I miss something? Is he sending his musk out across the country to willing recipients?

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 months ago

Elon Musk has 13 kids and has previously talked about wanting to repopulate the world with his sperm

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Also nice-guy threatened to impregnate that one musician.

[-] nick@midwest.social 1 points 3 months ago

14 as of today I believe.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Guess it's better than his VP who gives his to unwilling recipients.

[-] rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Don’t call it a loveseat if it’s not askin for it

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

You misunderstood. I meant Musk's VP, The Orange Rapist.

this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2025
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