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[-] GuyFawkes@midwest.social 24 points 2 months ago

Got my vote for Pope, should we need a new one soon.

[-] Nog00d@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

I must first know his position on pineapple

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

He prefers the altar boys eat it everyday.

[-] 200ok@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
[-] BossDj@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Hey, taking the Lord's Name in vain is blasphemy. Taking little Jimmy in the confessional? Grey area.

[-] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 2 months ago
[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago
[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

You are the funniest motherfucker on the internet today.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

his position on pineapple

He goes on the pineapple, spiky part first - the needle-like pokes feel great on the ol' pizzaballs

[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago

Given the latest reports, the current Pope is either going to make a full recovery or died a week ago. We'll probably find out in about a week.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 months ago

This is how I found out the Pope is in poor health.

Given how every election seems to out recently, they're probably going to seek out the vilest, most fascist, hardcore traditionalist they can find who thinks Vatican II was tantamount to a pagan takeover or some shit. Fuuuuck

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

They already punched the hitler youth tab on their ticket with benedict...

[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Pope Francis made a bunch of new Cardinals from all over the world, so nobody knows what will happen.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago

What if I declare myself pope? 🤔

[-] r4venw@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

You got some white smoke to back that up?

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

exhales his bong rip

Yeah.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

... have you read about any previous popes?

It's only financial greed/dragon-like hoarding that prevents them from amassing a giant army.

[-] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 2 months ago

Pope Pizzaball!

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