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Playing it safe (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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[-] nesc@lemmy.cafe 114 points 4 days ago

One of the 237 that didn't wear life jacket un-drowned or found a jacket during drowning?

[-] Album@lemmy.ca 42 points 4 days ago

One guy needed two

[-] wieson@feddit.org 31 points 4 days ago

Number 237 drowned without lifejacket but wasn't a person.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 20 points 4 days ago

237 people swam in the lake without a life jacket. 236 of them drowned.

[-] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

And 0 people swam in the lake with a life jacket! What an unsuccessful sign!

[-] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

That guy? ~~Albert Einstein~~ Michael Phelps.

[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 10 points 4 days ago

Nah, someone put a life jacket on a dead body and threw it inside the lake and it came back to life.

[-] drzoidberg@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

99.578% of people that swim there drown.

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago

Same as that riddle about people coming back from the moon

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago

And the fresh diminutive footwear

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