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[-] nesc@lemmy.cafe 116 points 1 year ago

One of the 237 that didn't wear life jacket un-drowned or found a jacket during drowning?

[-] Album@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 year ago

One guy needed two

[-] wieson@feddit.org 33 points 1 year ago

Number 237 drowned without lifejacket but wasn't a person.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 21 points 1 year ago

237 people swam in the lake without a life jacket. 236 of them drowned.

[-] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

And 0 people swam in the lake with a life jacket! What an unsuccessful sign!

[-] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That guy? ~~Albert Einstein~~ Michael Phelps.

[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 10 points 1 year ago

Nah, someone put a life jacket on a dead body and threw it inside the lake and it came back to life.

[-] drzoidberg@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

99.578% of people that swim there drown.

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Same as that riddle about people coming back from the moon

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

And the fresh diminutive footwear

[-] doug@lemmy.today 30 points 1 year ago

Wait where’s the extra one come from?

[-] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Didn't read the sign, probably drowning without a life jacket to this day

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

It could be you! ⛈️

[-] Infynis@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago

Must have drowned in a different lake

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 year ago
[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

If you're going to go swimming at Crystal Lake, I feel like drowning is the least of your troubles.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I mean the vast majority of people swimming don't where life jackets.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Especially the ones who drown.

[-] schnokobaer@feddit.org 11 points 1 year ago

I'd like to make that point.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Well, how was it un-typical?

[-] King_Bob_IV@startrek.website 15 points 1 year ago

Generally in lakes it's more people boating who drown. They are far from shore and can get hurt in a capsize easily

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago

Also having potentially lot of clothing on, making it harder to swim

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago

And also drunk as fuuuuuck.

[-] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I feel like pointing out some info that was not known to me at the time it would've really been helpful and not knowing it almost lead to my death by drowning as a child: when trying to swim, (some?) shoes can act like "anti-flippers" by increasing the difficulty of moving your feet as quickly and staying afloat past what one might usually be used to and so swimming is really hard. I think it's because water is pulling against the bottom of the shoe, sort of, at least that's how it felt. I was like 5-10 yo in a lake and almost drowned before I got to the dock I was swimming to. Another problem was that no one noticed I had gone under and was having trouble getting air. Overall it was traumatic and really probably preventable in several ways, including by not wearing shoes while trying to swim in water, which was my original point.

Edit: although a life jacket would've fixed it too

[-] LazerFX@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

I've never free-swam, but when I was a kid (up to early teens, maybe 14?) I had swimming lessons. I was always told the lessons of the waterways, which I vaguely remember now, but one of them was kick off your shoes because they will kill you. We had to recite those back at the start and end of the lessons, what to do if you fell in. Kick off your shoes because they will kill you.

Only lesson I remember, funnily enough.

[-] Davel23@fedia.io 8 points 1 year ago

There life jackets. There castle.

[-] doug@lemmy.today 2 points 1 year ago

“Why are you talking like that?”

[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm embarrassed to confess, but I also don't wear a life jacket when I swim. Hell, most of the time I prefer to leave the swim suit behind.

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

Is drowning naked more or less embarrassing than just regular drowning?

[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'm not sure. I haven't drowned yet. I'll let you know.

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[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of Kern river, but the undertow kills people wearing life vests too

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Schroedinger's lifejacket.

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 4 points 1 year ago

Hrmmm... who wants to be FIRST!? 🥇🏆

[-] Lauchs@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Or, they only collect the dead ones from the surface. There's probably a veritable mountain of lifejacketless corpses on the silt.

[-] wieson@feddit.org 7 points 1 year ago

You must've misread the sign. All the casualties were without lifejacket.

[-] Infynis@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago

Clearly because the floating corpses were being carried away by birds, so only the sunken ones were left to be found!

[-] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I can float on water if I lay on my back..

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago

Hmm.. Do you weigh the same as a duck?

What about very small rocks?

[-] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Or big metallic ships

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