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[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago

Didn't the bullet go through his ear and kill a firefighter?

[-] Redditsux@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Bullet never touched him. The blood was splatter. He wore a bandage for 2 days for show. When it came off there was not a scratch.

[-] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 18 points 1 week ago

I work at a hospital and have worked with hundreds of patients around his age. When you're that old, your skin is like paper thin and tears extremely easy. I've slid patients from one bed to another and tore skin. Donald Trump was tackled by secret service. Maybe it was his blood but I highly doubt he took a bullet or any shrapnel from glass or anything else.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

Conspiracy theories don't help. Especially since there was a photo with the bullet mid flight.

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