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[-] pubquiz@lemmy.world 98 points 2 months ago

Excellent news since only dead people are permitted on $US. When's he dying? I have March 5th 2025 in the pool.

[-] DrDominate@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Personally, I'm hoping it falls on my birthday

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Can your birthday be 10 years ago?

[-] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

I mean, technically it was, assuming they are at least 10 years old.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I have a birthday every year.

[-] chmod755@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

My birthday is March 9

[-] EUnicorn@feddit.nl 4 points 2 months ago

I will be celebrating your birthday mate.

[-] Tezzerets_Tea_Time@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Fingers fucking crossed.

[-] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

That would be an excellent birthday present.

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