There can be no better fit than Eddy as Dutch. 10/10 would play

"Th-the rules were that you guys weren’t going to fact-check me, and since you’re fact-checking me, I think it’s important to say what’s actually going on,” Vance said."

Unfortunately it's true.

It doesn't work because bullying is punished by the school. How are they supposed to teach their peers valuable lessons. /s

Your title either got cut off or you didn't finish it. It ends with "it wor"

Genie never said they'd give me a 100M to spend in the first place. No way I'd be able to spend 100M that I don't have.

"Dick! Dick Johnson! Come look at this iceberg, it sorta looks like a-"

Maybe that's why they used "quotes" around "Excalibur" and mentioned its real name in the article.

That is the grandma

You wear a tinfoil cap to keep the radio waves from controlling your brain.

I wear a tinfoil cap to keep my brain's waves from interfering with nearby electronics.

We are not the same.

Why be me when I can be a pretty girl

I certainly thought it had to be just some normal prayer or maybe a Latin chant, but no. Its all of them independently and incoherently muttering to their god while kneeling over the state seal. Separation of church and state is long dead it seems.

I like how the response emojis say "No" and "I came"