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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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[-] fossilesque@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 16 hours ago

I cannot believe these people make more than me lol.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 27 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

They make nothing. They're compensated for destroying things, and considering it's musk, they're likely given relatively little money in return for their time.

Even if the only thing you do all day is sit on the toilet and yell at the Internet, you're already a bigger net positive on society.

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 6 points 14 hours ago

We're going to see all of these clowns in front of a grand jury one day.

[-] trafficnab@lemmy.ca 10 points 14 hours ago

The reason he recruited a bunch of incompetent college kids is because nobody with any experience or wisdom would touch this rolling crime wave with a 10 foot pole

[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 7 points 13 hours ago

I would be absolutely shocked if we had anything approaching justice for what this administration is doing.

We barely got anything for that whole ass insurrection attempt.

[-] ironcrotch@aussie.zone 5 points 14 hours ago

Most likely compensation is the promise of being part of privatization of whatever the fuck they're destroying.

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 12 points 14 hours ago

They're dumb kids. They probably see Musk as some kind of god. He gave them some line like "Hey, you guys wanna save the United States?" and they jumped at the chance.

You get to be a piece of history! Whheeeeeee