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[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 100 points 2 months ago

The future: we have replaced the microplastic in our blood with microcontrollers

[-] dch82@piefed.social 35 points 2 months ago

And each of them is powerful enough to run Doom

[-] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 11 points 2 months ago
[-] geomela@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

So right at the end?

[-] taladar@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

So you are saying once it gets into your bloodstream you are doomed?

[-] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

in every meaning of the word

[-] P1nkman@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

I live in Denmark, work in a location with about 120 people. Two of them believe this, and there is a third one who's a massive Trump fan. I try to not interact with them.

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

I'm sure they have interesting things to say about the covid vaccines.

[-] Flagstaff@programming.dev 10 points 2 months ago

about ~~the covid~~ vaccines.

There, all fixed now.

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 9 points 2 months ago

At what point do we become Borg

[-] DaveyRocket@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

And the microcontrollers to control the microplastics.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 5 points 2 months ago

And the microcontrollers will be charged by mitochondria.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

The powerhouse of the cell??

[-] tonytins@pawb.social 1 points 2 months ago

Would you like gray goo with that?

[-] HiTekRedNek@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Yes please. Can't be much worse than what we have now.

[-] mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

and it has started already! didn't you hear about the covid vaccine!!!

this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2025
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