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Maybe rethink that one and try again
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this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2025
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You've left the geanie so much room for interpretation, for example:
Ooh, I didn't see zombies as a possible outcome
Or who's eyesight it gives.
Each blind person gets horrifying deep sea fish eyesight or the eyesight of someone committing murder and now they all are thought to be hallucinating.
This man knows how to 🐒 ✋️
Spank the monkey?
You just brought back a memory of this wild game. Thank you!
I had troubles understanding the meaning of your monkey hand, and I'm still pondering over it. Is it some idiom I don't know? Could you pls give me some explanation? 🥺 👉👈
Money paw, it's and an old story that's based on the premises of the Faustian bargain. You get your wish but with a self defeating side effect.
IE a million dollars in you back account but you lost all the login info.
Ahh, thank you!
All blind people have sight for 30 seconds while they’re asleep
30 consecutive seconds or could it be 1 second, x30?
Doesn't say the quality of the eyesight, it could be just barely above the legal definition of blindness
Not to mention it doesn’t say only 30 seconds so if all blind peoples eyesight is restored for at least 30 seconds then the genie could just restore it forever.
Last point: You now have corrupted blood. Teleports back to Org
LOL! Blast from the past... Dead n00bs scattered everywhere.