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Choose wisely (lemmy.world)

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[-] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 28 points 4 months ago

1+2=3

There's no place for a number 1. If you're not going to shit, then you're not allowed to pee either.

[-] oxysis@lemm.ee 13 points 4 months ago

No no no, you just piss in the sink instead

[-] four@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 months ago

Better to piss in the sink, than to sink in the piss

[-] EisFrei@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

I gotta go, I gotta take a number three.
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

[-] starchylemming@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

classic

a man of culture

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

That's the only reason I suggested a #3. Thanks for spreading the good word.

[-] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 months ago

The place for number 1 is to the right.

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