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with all the stupid shit happening around me
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creatures that only exist in fiction? Like your comments?
"creatures that only exist in fiction?"
Why are you asking me?
"Like your comments?"
Kid, the lines of reality are clearly blurred for you, but these comments are happening right now. They are not fiction.
I pity you, sincerely. You must have a difficult life.
you asked me lil bro.
advanced internet users like myself call this "humor" or "comedy" the joke here is that i'm making fun of your nonsensical comments by calling back to the previous comment you left, after responding to it, that would be referred to as "witt" or "witty humor"
thinking these jokes up is really hard, takes me all day.
"you asked me"
no I didn't sport, you got yourself all turned around
"advanced internet users like myself call this "humor"..."
just keep trying, I'm sure you'll get there one day.
aw cute, am i like your kid or something now? Can i call you dad, or should it be mom? Which do you prefer?
i sure hope so ambiguous parent figure! I want you to be proud of me!
professor is probably better, seeing as you're getting schooled.
ah, i see you prefer age play, interesting.
How many students of yours do you normally fuck?
don't fuck your students, that's disgusting on many levels.
Especially if you are admitting to having sex with children, @KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com
I do nothing inappropriate with my students, sexual or otherwise, and you should stop whatever you are doing to those children, and turn yourself in.
You and they are going to need a lot of counseling because of your illness and selfishness.
im not the professor am i?
cool cute little ping to my user bro. You literally said you were the professor, i literally said i was your kid. Maybe you should read the room and figure out that i'm the one playing you.
in any case, that's fine, i wouldn't want to be a cause for sexual harassment or assault would i?
unfortunate, do you teach psychology by chance?
'im not the professor am i?"
god, haha, no, you're embarrassing, but that's down to your behavior, pedo.
"...would i?"
You admitted to abusing children, it doesn't matter what you'd like at this point.
"unfortunate"
stroof.
ah, you're funny, you remind me a dog, capable of only expressing the most fundamental of emotion and connection. Due to millennia of evolutionary selection.
i don't recall doing that, weirdly enough, seems like you're just taking what i say, and then inverting it, to cope and make yourself feel better, rather than actually provide any witty comeback, or better yet, just stop replying. Unfortunately for you i just look like a better person than you.
you aussie or something? Would explain why cost of housing is so unbelievably fucked for you, unless you're traveling. Unfortunately for the rest of the world our housing is affordable, in comparison to aussie realestate.
Eh, what do i know, maybe you're from NZ or something funny.
"Due to millennia of evolutionary selection."
You got that pathetic so much quicker, congrats!
"Unfortunately for you i just look like a better person than you."
You are talking about fucking children. You look like a pedophile.
yeah idk, i think legally that might be classified as a "sick burn"
listen bro, i'm not the one talking about fucking children right now, ok. That's all im gonna say, smells like projection on your part.
"i'm not the one talking about fucking children right now..."
you literally are the one, as shown in your comments about fucking children above. you should stop and get help or turn yourself in.
you have to deal with that sickness yourself.