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My harshest Friend-Zoning (yall.theatl.social)

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[-] peteyestee@feddit.org 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I saw a sign that said "But Jesus". That was it. And all I could think of was the sinfull thought of butt Jesus. Which in my mind was like that biblical angel with all the eyes, but instead of eyes it was butts.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 4 months ago

Jesus had torsonic polarity syndrome.

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