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My recent breakfast creation...
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I recently purchased a Crimpit, and I really love using it. You put a tortilla in it, fill it, crimp it, (optionally) cook it, and eat it. This was my breakfast today.
I got some Toufayan brand tortillas on sale at Publix, and they’re my new favorite. They’re really soft and work better in the Crimpit than the cheaper, stiffer ones. I cooked scrambled eggs in the microwave with a little Tabasco sauce. I put the eggs on the bottom, covered them with plenty of Mexican blend cheese, a piece of cooked jalapeño bacon from the meat market on top of that, and finished it off with some sliced fresh tomato. I crimped it, put butter on the outside of the tortilla, a little more Mexican blend cheese on top, and cooked it in the air fryer at 350 degrees for 8 minutes.
I made an extra one and put it in a Ziplock, so I’ve also got a delicious breakfast for tomorrow to start the week!
If Tim Walz served two terms as vice president, then was elected president and served two terms, at the end of his second term as president he still wouldn’t be as old as Donald Trump is today.
This kind of behavior would have resulted in discussion of dementia and Alzheimers if it was ~~a Democrat.~~ literally any other person on the planet.
Fixed it for you.
The sad thing for him is that he is Streisand Effecting her crowd size. I had multiple posts on my Facebook feed of the picture where they circled the body of the plane and the engine claiming there’s no people in the reflection, so the crowd size is fake. I stumbled onto a Snopes post of a link to a video of the actual event as proof that the photo is authentic. I watched the video, and the camera showed not only the crowd that was displayed in the picture, but it began to pull back away from the plane. The crowd just kept on going and going and going and going and going! I couldn’t believe the number of people!
So where I would have never seen a pic of a group of people waiting by her plane, now I’ve seen a group that was multiple times as large as what was in the picture, and I’m beginning to realize what a movement she has going. Thank DJT!
“…unless, y’know, you’re fine with it. Then he was he was definitely serious.”
It’s called a trial balloon.
What I saw: "I'm a Dasher. I don't make much money, so please don't hurt me or be mean to me."
When I was a little kid, I asked my grandfather what the bumps in the middle of the road (the reflectors) were for. He told me that it was so blind people could drive. It made perfect sense to me, and I believed that for longer than I should have!
Just as a point of clarification, a critic of the show called it a “show about nothing”. Jerry took that and used it as the plot of the show within a show that he and George wrote the pilot to, Jerry! Then people started referring to Seinfeld that way, but it never was about nothing, in fact it usually had 2-3 storylines per episode that they found a way to converge at the end.
I get that you don’t like the show, but at least get your facts straight.
I don’t remember the comedian, but I remember the joke:
“If they can dye it green for St. Patrick’s Day, why can’t they dye it blue the other days of the year?”
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Nusm
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The Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot.
Nah, I’m just kidding. For real, Come Into Me by The Mavericks.