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My harshest Friend-Zoning (yall.theatl.social)

submitted 3 months ago by Nusm@yall.theatl.social to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[-] peteyestee@feddit.org 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I saw a sign that said "But Jesus". That was it. And all I could think of was the sinfull thought of butt Jesus. Which in my mind was like that biblical angel with all the eyes, but instead of eyes it was butts.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 3 months ago

Jesus had torsonic polarity syndrome.

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

But does he like-like me?

[-] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

That may be, but WHY is he telling YOU.

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

He’s not looking for a relationship right now, he still has some daddy issues to work through.

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

What if God likes one of us

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