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[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's probably true. But like, by weight? Surface area? Gay actions per hour vs tortoise actions per hour?

Hard to nail down.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Don't nail tortoises down. They reeeeally hate that.

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Well then they shouldn't slowly walk all over the place!

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

By the degree his life would change were that aspect of him to change.

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Ah yep. His life would be significantly more different if he stopped being a tortoise.

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Honestly, it's debatable whether a blind tortoise with no sense of smell is expressing homosexuality just because they seek sexual gratification with an object that happens to be male. He might also fuck rocks.

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