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[later] I don't get why our pizza slices have such terrible reviews; the geotextile-infused sauce gives the toppings incredible slope stability!

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[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 76 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 24 points 2 weeks ago

I imagine all the pineapple on pizza outrage would swiftly quiet down if people learned that the swedes put banana and curry on their pizzas.

[-] Senal@programming.dev 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[-] tomenzgg@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

…honestly, throw some ham on that and I think it wouldn't be half bad.

[-] DireTech@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

That sounds so weird that I want to try it.

[-] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 5 points 2 weeks ago

It's better than you'd think (which admittedly doesn't say much).

[-] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Sadly, Boston Pizza and Curry went out of business a few years ago and we never did try their tika masala pizza.

But their curry was acceptable...

[-] archonet@lemy.lol 23 points 2 weeks ago

hey now, if those pineapple pizza lovers could read, they'd be very upset with you right now!

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 25 points 2 weeks ago

It was first done in Canada, so there's probably a tariff on it.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

I don’t understand all the pineapple pizza hate. Sweet and savory bro. SWEET AN SAVORY!!!

[-] Soggy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Pineapple and anchovy is delicious. Sweet and salty flavor explosion.

[-] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip -4 points 2 weeks ago

Fortunately, all 3 of them can't read.

[-] supernicepojo@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Corn and mayonaise pizza. Good luck with that information

[-] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

Lol this is like the Chinese idea of American food.

They put corn on almost all of the pizzas they fed me there and "American breakfast" was just a hard boiled egg and a cold hot dog.

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like japan as well. Corn and mayo (often with either canned tuna or potato salad), and the coffee shops used to have a "breakfast special" deal with a coffee plus hot dog.

[-] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Haha I have yet to go but it sounds like an experience. I wonder how coffee-dipped hotdog tastes.

[-] RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Wait, elotes on pizza?! Two of my favorite things! Giving this a go next pizza night.

[-] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago
[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 2 weeks ago

I admit it, that joke was low-hanging fruit.

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

But... pineapples don't hang? Unless you were referring to the diodes. I'm not sure how those grow in the wild.

[-] Natanael@infosec.pub 1 points 2 weeks ago

Those grow in gas chambers

[-] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
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