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[-] errer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

NGL I use one of these all the time, they’re great

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 0 points 1 day ago

i doubt he has the strength and grip to use that.

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 50 minutes ago

He has to use the kids version since his hands are so little.

this post was submitted on 20 Apr 2025

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