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[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 148 points 5 days ago

I want to end all my cream cheese conversations like this 40% off waffle iron:

Piss on carpet.

[-] Spaniard@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Piss on carpet.

Why end? I think it's a great way to start a conversation.

Poop on the celling.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Yes, this is the way. Make sure to shit on your ~~couch~~ wife once in a while. Gotta fuzz the fuzz once in a fuzz..

[-] pathief@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago
[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 days ago

The dude: but I really liked that rug. It really held the room together.

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