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Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing
(theonion.com)
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I ate it because I kept reading "aquariums" and thinking the author meant protected wildlife areas, and it didn't click until I got to "marine exhibit"
And now I can honestly imagine them allowing rich fucks to literally fish inside national aquariums for a price.
Same, tbh that's is something tRump would say when he meant protected wildlife areas.