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[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 97 points 1 month ago

I'm not going to have a lot of sympathy for anyone who lets that guy put his dick in them.

[-] coyootje@lemmy.world 66 points 1 month ago

Well apparently he doesn't do that, news outlets are saying that all of his kids are from ivf.

[-] RedPostItNote@lemmy.world 60 points 1 month ago
[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago

Since Leon and Zuck killed factchecking, there is nothing stopping me from believing this.

[-] RedPostItNote@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

If he denies it I think he should just show us dick. SHOW US YOUR FREAK DICK ELON

this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2025
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