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[-] AnotherPenguin@programming.dev 31 points 11 months ago

So javascript is wario?

[-] some_random_nick@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Who would be Waluigi?

[-] VivianRixia@piefed.social 20 points 11 months ago

TypeScript?

It is Microsoft JavaScript.

[-] The_Decryptor@aussie.zone 8 points 11 months ago

TypeScript is actually pretty nice, it'd be JScript instead.

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

TypeScript is only nice compared to JavaScript. It still has most of the warts and footguns of JS, but the typing system really is badly needed.

[-] slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

I always really liked JavaScript, but I’m not a software developer. I guess that’s probably the difference between me and folks who actually need to write production code with it.

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 11 months ago

Yeah but it's Microsoft JavaScript.

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