what if USA puts together a scrappy team of soccer players who are a little rough around the edges but have charm and unconventional moves based on skills transference from all-American sports like grid-iron, basketball & baseball. What if the team gets placed first round against the seasoned but arrogant Chinese team who show up to the American practice session to laugh at them and then say that if China wins USA has to drop all it's tariffs but if USA wins then China will give all the factories back.