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[-] VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago

See, this is what happens when they stop teaching civics in school. Article VIII § 2, "in the event that some means of transportation referred to as an automobile is invented, Congress shall enact no laws that infringe on the inalienable right of all men to launch themselves through the windshield of said automobiles."

At least read the constitution if you're gonna make claims like this

[-] BussyGyatt@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

thats my bad. good catch.

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