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He really is the reality TV show president
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Kicking off the BIGGEST, most BEAUTIFUL trade talks. SIX countries a week, EIGHTEEN total! Some will make incredible DEALS, others will go home EMPTY-HANDED. Only the best get America’s business! VERY EXCITING! Stay tuned!!! 
hate to say it but Trump is not beating the great khan allegations, all nations of the world must bring him tribute
I don't know why they haven't stumbled into the idea of tributary nations. Sure that's already indirectly a thing. But you can't tell me it doesn't appeal to Trump to demand protection money directly.
every ambassador to the US is probably scrambling to order valuable gifts to personally bestow before these meetings
That would be absolutely hilarious if the US came crashing down because Trump got 47 Ronin'd.