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Gender experts of hexbear, please help me understand wallet gendering

It's just a frigging wallet monke-beepboop

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[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

What are dudes supposed to do with change??? Clench it in their big meaty fists? Shove it up their ass? All the wallets I've ever owned have had a little coin pouch with a zipper

[-] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 11 months ago

You collect it all in a giant pile that goes in your giant pocket like a big, manly dragon. This way your manly coin horde jingles as you walk, making the small pocketed people attracted to/jealous of you.

[-] D61@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You keep something like 3 pounds of collected change in one pocket that bounces off your thigh and sounds like you're wearing exactly one spur.

metallic jingle... step.... metallic jingle... step

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Throw it in the trash.

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