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Gender experts of hexbear, please help me understand wallet gendering

It's just a frigging wallet monke-beepboop

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[-] D61@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

"Smooth equals feminine" gender-policing

"Wrinkly equals masculine" gender-policing

Also, this does does look more like a small purse than a bill fold style wallet. saul-your-honor

[-] ClimateStalin@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

I was thinking it looked like a front pocket wallet for a man, especially given the chain

[-] buh@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

If that’s how it works my body is feminine but my face is masculine chomsky-yes-honey

[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

But what about your brain 🤔

[-] buh@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

Cutesy and demure blob-no-thoughts

[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

What are dudes supposed to do with change??? Clench it in their big meaty fists? Shove it up their ass? All the wallets I've ever owned have had a little coin pouch with a zipper

[-] D61@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You keep something like 3 pounds of collected change in one pocket that bounces off your thigh and sounds like you're wearing exactly one spur.

metallic jingle... step.... metallic jingle... step

[-] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 3 days ago

You collect it all in a giant pile that goes in your giant pocket like a big, manly dragon. This way your manly coin horde jingles as you walk, making the small pocketed people attracted to/jealous of you.

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

Throw it in the trash.

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