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Isn't Death kinda the head honcho?
Without war, pestilence or hunger death is much less threatening though
No, and I don't think Death should really be named "Death."
They all end up with death.
You either die to things that normally kill you (old age, falling off a cliff, etc), die of hunger, die of disease, or die in war.
So his name should really be "Mortality".
Edit: or "Morty" for short?
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